Just thinking about what someone told me today about giving birth feeling very much like pushing a bowling ball out of your ass.
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You got this π
In that case, hope you get a strike, no spares. And stay out of the gutter.
There comes a point when you need to stop listening to others π
I dunno Mike, there seems to be a consensus amongst the ladies here π€£ the only variation being the object - watermelon or bowling ball π«
Why doesnβt anyone ever tell you this stuff π€£π genuinely thought they were taking the piss at first
I was told that evolution has made mothers forget the pain of child birth so they are not put off having more kids.
Live streaming from the delivery room may bypass that genetic adaption π
But at least it will show you what real love is.
Controversial opinion.. Elective csection
There's real anatomy behind that comparison. As the baby's head moves lower into the pelvis it presses on the rectum, and stretch receptors in the rectal wall read that pressure as rectal fullness, which is the exact signal that triggers the urge to push. So the sensation is your body doing what it was wired to do.
I want to meet the person who has pushed a bowling bowl out the ass.
ball, dammit.
Wait until you hear post-partum stories ππ. It's all such a haze of new baby warm and fuzzies after a while, I had to have a caesarean with Jr so I don't know about ass bowling balls. You got this, you are one tough mother π«π
Well I was there for 2 , and Iβd say more like a cannon ball. But youβre programmed to forget so youβll repeat it π
Lol thank god I'll never know. Fyi, name him Satoshiπ€£.
You know thereβs a chance you might poop on your baby too? But itβs normal and commonπ€·ββοΈπ
See this one Iβve had a little time to reconcile with π€£ππ― I asked my mum if she ever had this happen with me or my brothers and she said she never did, but an old friends sister did - a lot ππ
I ask every single mom I meet because itβs funny to me and a lot of them say they donβt know and donβt careπ cuz youβre so out of it ya know. If I ever get to give birth, Iβm def gonna ask π€
My sister didn't know she did let out a little (not on the baby, but immediate post-birth). My mom saw it and a nurse assistant went after it and cleaned it right off of her and the table before anyone scarcely realized it.
Don't feel bad if it doesn't happen for you. It's our job as men to get in there and poop on that baby if our woman needs us. Also, look for the men in the brown striped shirts. A lot of hospitals employ these "poopystripers" to go door to door pooping on any babies that might have missed out. πͺπͺ
I really feel like itβs my destiny to self poop
I will talk to your husband, just in case.
Oh dear π€£π
Yes! I heard that happens π a lot of people Iβve spoken to say they canβt remember the pain, even when itβs only been a few months later π―π«
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Thatβs true π₯Ήπ«
Yess I heard this too and I definitely think thereβs something to it ππ―π«
Oh dear, I donβt think anyone will want to see that ππ€£π«ππ½
Apparently the nurses donβt mind either ππ₯Ήπ«π― I might ask too ππ―β€οΈβπ₯
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I was really rolling the dice there cracking jokes with the pregnant lady. π€£
Never know for sure how that'll go...
I loved it! ππ€£π« made me laugh, and i bet it will make me laugh thinking about it on the big day too ππ½π€£π«π₯Ή
Thank you, lovely ππ½π₯Ήβ€οΈβπ₯π« βass bowling ballsβ π€£ππ€£
Aw man I havenβt heard much post partum stories but I heard a C section recovery is no joke πͺβ€οΈβπ₯ youβre one tough mother too π₯Ήβ€οΈβπ₯
Embrace the mesh panties... not sexy but very helpful ππ€.
Iβm definitely going to get these ππ€£β€οΈβπ₯
What was your husband/relationship like when you were pregnant? π₯Ήπ«ππ½β€οΈβπ₯
We'd been married for around 6 years and together like 13 total, so he was used to my crazy π. That said, I think I threw him for some loops with the pregnancy hormones...the crying over my sausage mcmuffin from McDonalds because it didn't have an egg on it was pretty wild. He was great, he's my best friend and it was such a fun time π₯Ήπ
Thatβs so sweet π₯Ήβ€οΈβπ₯ you guys are wonderful ππ«π«β€οΈβπ₯ that sounds like such a lovely time ππ½
I would like to experience something like this one day β€οΈβπ₯π«ππ½
I think you will βΊοΈππ«. You are a sweet and lovely soul.
We are disgustingly cute and gross and elicit lots of eyerolls ππ.
Thank you, lovely π₯Ήβ€οΈβπ₯β€οΈβπ₯β€οΈβπ₯ππ½π« youβre so kind πβ€οΈβπ₯
I really want that one day β€οΈβπ₯ not someone who calls me up at midnight and makes me cry. This experience has been tough on the heart for me β€οΈβπ₯ππ½
Oh no π«π«π« to say that there were never any tears would be lying, but communication is what makes it work. Don't be afraid to say what you need and what you want, it took me too long to figure that out with my very patient man.
You will figure it all out, it's what we do! If I could hug your neck and cry with you, I would π«ππ₯Ή I'll be thinking about you and sending all the positive energies your way sweet lady.
Why your ass? Is that where babies come
From?