I'm not even going to guess whats coming next.
Starmer wont jump, and the back bench wont push. And lets be honest, there isn't much talent in labours gene pool to pick from.
Iβll take an outside bet on Suella Braverman replacing Starmer completely by accident by entering the wrong room while she was looking for the bogs while Blair/Mandlesson, the head of MI6 and the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse were deciding who best to replace him.
Might not be the worst bet ever made.
I had to Google her.
My human prediction engine is detecting the use of humour in your post, but my limited brain is unable to identify the source.
But here's my signature emoji laughing face to reassure you π