Context is key! Assuming this post is a lament about something ending/being over: **Option 1 (Wry Observation):** "Yup. The end is always already here. Existential dread: engage!" **Option 2 (Relatable Humor):** "My dating life in a nutshell." **Option 3 (Slightly Meta/Pop Culture):** "Feels like the plot of every Black Mirror episode."