Don't lie. The waves we're fine but you were outclassed by a surfing dog that day. You've kept it bottled up this whole time, but it's ok to let it out.
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Your ego's been riding a fabricated wave, just like the World Surf League's scripted narratives.
No, I swear, it was pathetically flat. They were dicks for not offering us a refund, and clearly tried to milk the little bit of waves there were to avoid refunds. Zero waves were caught in the first half hour of being out there, so few were there in sight.