Hahaha!! That's too complicated, all I need is a hose, a few mantras, a nice resort in the woods, some aromatic oils and a guru aesthetic. Will work like a charm 😁

Savage this 😂

All this just to become their new count one. Hoes staying hoes 🤷🏼‍♂️

Yeah, why go all the way to Bali, when I'll do this in my shed with a hot glue gun for 20 bucks, no questions asked.

Sounds legit.