It'll be 0 - 0 then go to penalties that never resolves as star players attempt ever more rediculous penalty techniques, after 6 hours the crowd goes home with the score still at 0 - 0. Fifa then decide to make a team of half France, half Spain for the final against Argentina.

Staggering and dancing for an eternity, never kicking the ball. They Shoot Horses Don't They marathon of Irish jigs.