Today a dude hits me up like he just finished watching The Secret and thinks he's Satoshi 2.0. He goes, “Bro, you're into Bitcoin right? You get how money works. I’ve got this revolutionary opportunity—just invest 10 Lakh, bring two people, and boom! You’re financially free by Q4!” At first I thought he was trying to get orangepilled… Turns out he was trying to MLMpill me. I said, “Sorry, man. I don’t onboard into pyramid schemes, I run nodes.” He blinked like I just hit him with a 1000 sat zap over lightning. 😂 Then he tried to show me a PDF pitch deck. I told him I only trust open-source whitepapers and Nostr notes, not PowerPoint prayers and WhatsApp webinars. He said, “But you’re a Bitcoin pro!” I said, “Nah. I’m just fluent in truth and math. You’re speaking fiat fiction.” Pro tip: If your “investment” plan dies when you stop recruiting, it’s not a revolution—it’s a scam with a logo. Stay toxic, stay sovereign. Zap wisely. #Bitcoin #Nostr #Zap