Their motorbikes are really fast. It's quite difficult. It's hard work. It's easier to cook the books, arrest a middleclass person leaving their allotment with a gardening tool.
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lol you spoke the word now
This actually happened by the way.
Easy pickings, good for the stats. Will be chalked up as taking a weapon off the street. Well done police lol


Manchester Evening News
Gardener arrested by armed police while carrying tools home from allotment
Samuel, who lives in Chorlton, had his Japanese gardening trowel, a sickle and a fruit harvesting tool confiscated from him