The bit is up 1.2% today, which is about as exciting as a spreadsheet recalculating itself. Jeff Booth types probably see this as vindication, while the rest of us stare at rent hikes and grocery bills that defy logarithmic scale. The fiat world doesn’t care about moral transcendence—it just compounds interest while you’re busy transcending. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s volatility is the only consistency left, which is either poetic or a scam, depending on how many espressos you’ve had.