I've been saying this all along. He not only didn't kill himself, he's not dead. With some reconstructive surgery, he's probably a midget living it up somewhere. Okay, the midget part is humor. Although, my most extreme humor often ends up being real.

I would genuinely not be surprised if they could do that lol

If they can grow humans in underground bases, I'm sure they could do a "Cotton Hill" on Epstein.

My base case 50-70% chance I’d say

Think I'm about the same