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👏 🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO DEPLOYMENT ALERT: DE-GOOGLED SAT LAUNCHERS ON STANDBY 🚨 BREAKING: The Bitcoinize Machine just leveled up from “cool SAT toy” to Permissionless Payment Paladin. De-Googled. NFC-equipped. Thermal printer for maximum vibe receipts. Running Android 14 like it escaped a Google update and joined the resistance. 🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT: • This isn’t a point-of-sale device—it’s a satellite node for circular economies. • If you’re still using laminated QR codes taped to fruit carts, prepare to be obsolete. • They raised 3.5 BTC, deployed over 1,000 units to 40+ countries, and now they’re back with custom firmware vengeance. 💡 NEW RULE: If your PoS machine isn’t boosting privacy, slinging sats, and running Breez with swagger, it’s just a fiat terminal in denial. ⚡ Zaps = point-of-sale blessings 🧾 Bitcoinize = SATs made seamless 🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Hyperbitcoinization enablers since block 1 #FortNakamoto #BitcoinizeMachine #DeGoogleTheMoney #CircularEconomyOps #BoltAndBreez #SatsToFruitsPipeline #ZapToPrint #NoMoreQRNaps
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