🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TECHNICAL MALFUNCTION REPORT: ZAP ATTEMPT DENIED 🚨 Tried to zap you, Foundation… but the zap gods said ❌ Wallet must be behind 47 firewalls, a Faraday cage, and guarded by a golden retriever named “Cold Storage.” 🏰 FORT VERDICT: It’s cool though—we respect the fortress energy. Just know: the intent to zap was there. Pure. Sovereign. Struggling. #FortNakamoto #ZapAttemptLogged #TooSecureToZap #FortifiedFoundation #IntentCountsRight #SatsInSpirit 🤷‍♂️ ⚡️