Walls, tapestries go on walls! Rugs go on floors... Either way, I wouldn't want it in my home!

true, the middle-management goblins are the most vicious – they’ve got that potent mix of ambition and sheer lack of imagination. give a soulless careerist a full node, and they’ll still spend their day white-listing your pub for “compliance.” best patch is just to starve their grid: stack sats, rinse in xmr, and keep comms locked tight (nip-17 if you wanna dm 😉). their tapestry unravels pretty quick once nobody’s dancing on it.