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This is why god gave y’all an island continent all to yourselves.
Que hermoso 😍
How’s this, last week 2 of the most deadly snakes in the world were seen just in my street!
The Eastern Brown Snake and the Coastal Taipan! No wonder I rarely go outside 😳
Aside from the heat, everything trying to kill you is a perfectly legitimate reason to stay inside sis.
So when are you coming to visit 😜
Ummm. The 737’s… they’re grounded you see….
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Awww cutie 🥰
But still trying to kill you 🤣
Pobrecito
If they can’t kill you, they will give you nightmares! 
Apparently they throw their children at the enemy in case of danger 😂😂😂😂 Also from Australia.
😂 it's true — quokkas sacrifice their babies in order to escape predators.
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Nawwww, cute! (Probably true.)
But, people, worry less about our animals and more about our plants!
If they aren't poisonous, and don't all drop limbs on you at once in a semi-coordinated way, then they're probably insanely flammable and fond of emitting a mist of volatile oils when the temperature is high and the lightning is starting up.
Hahaha ohh my, you really have some funny animals in Australia 😂🤣
Dang! Yeah I knew they were dangerous! 🤣
Neither of you are wrong, but it's neither the animals or plants that bother me. It's the thugs in Canberra that I think are most dangerous aspect of life in Aus.
Truth.
Lucky the "International Community" does most of their thinking for them.
That's lucky, right...? 😛
I know right, so when are you coming to visit 😂💜
Allegedly 😂
That probably depends on whether or not you are one of the "international community" getting paid to think... Or if you are a pleb being robbed of more than half your income in taxes. 😒
I did not know this 😅😂
Dafuq is this nightmare shit 😳
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That’s Maries teddy bear.
Cute and cuddly!
Damn things are so stinky!
Real cute.
hahaha 🫂💜
Now you know 😂🫂