Glad to hear it all evened out!
And yeah, I hear ya. Probably wouldn't be a good idea to have Bitcoin and Lightning as the only options, but surely it wouldn't hurt to be one of them? Unless your people think there's something inherently evil about QR codes (I've heard some stories).
It also strikes me as strange that parishes are so casually using paper money emblazoned with luciferian imagery inside the house of the Lord.