my house my party

am i inviting a misogynist or a known thief

absolutely 100% the known thief cos i can work with a thief i can work with impulse control issues i can accommodate whatever is going on i can literally dedicate a room of my house to the interior design of a jewelry store with puzzles. and if i see that known thief getting antsy be like hey you, i got you a gift. open the door in my house and say: knock yourself out. enjoy. anything in there is yours to keep.