Alternatively. 🐶
1. Feed dog a raw carnivore diet of ground meat, liver, heart, egg shell powder, and occassional egg yolks.
2. Deworm your dog regularly using herbal tincture of black walnut, wormwood, and clove. Widely available on Etsy.
3. Give your dog outdoor time every day and ensure a place for fetch with wide-open sprints.
4. Never vaccinate. Never vet. Learn to manage the little things. Source a good animal ER for big things.
5. Keep your #Bitcoin.
