Come on man.. the job is to find one that looks good in EVERY SINGLE PROFILE. Don't offload a page with tons of options that don't even make any sense to us. You are the one asking for it. This doesn't require any technical skill. You can find one that works. Also, you don't want AI slop, but you are perfectly fine with ultra-generic, corporate-looking, boring STOCK photos that have no soul whatsoever? That is indeed worse. The current image is fun, unique, and connects the topics of "Social", Bitcoin, and touching grass at the same time, while using our mascot Amy (a baby ostrich) as a base. It was created to celebrate Ametyst's first year, and that is why it is a "birthday" scene. Find something that has a story... that connects to us as a community. Not some boring stock image that could be used in any app.

I think it sounds very much like you like the current default banner and see no problem with it anyway. So not sure you'd take any suggestions seriously anyway by the sounds of it lol. @Purple Painter has offered to make a handdrawn banner..that would fit and exceed all the criteria the AI slop (supposedly) meets.