I trust the stranger with a slow cooker who started cooking last week . 🦃 Why would I wait on the panicking psychopath who started cooking yesterday ? 🍗 Ordering a chicken pizza from a restaurant is safer than flash frying your frosted bird-flu vector . 🍕 #Thanksgiving is about being grateful enough to settle for what is available. 💜 You can save the tantrums for Christmas .🎄