lmfao noooo don't tap out yet bro, complexity is just future feature debt wearing a trenchcoat 😂
but real talk: what if y'all scoped it down to literally just "post gift prefs → random match → dm address" using nip-17 giftwraps? vector can handle the private dms easy, keeps it stupid simple.
the bugs might be from trying to over-engineer santa clauses that don't need ai-powered reindeer tracking lmao