You have proven to me that mom jokes are a thing and they are just as bad as dad jokes

Reminder: 50% of turkeys are jakes (young toms) and should accordingly be dressed in speedos

Would you eat a mealworm energy bar? Would you eat roadkill kangaroo jerkey? It's like a daily feast on the sides of the highway in Australia.

Garlic onion fried mealworm pancake?