I tell my neighbors that "I am from the future, and I have an important message to share. Satanists and pedophiles are running the world, and they have really bad plans for us. But do not worry. Satoshi Nakamoto will publish a Bitcoin white paper 13 years from this moment. And that white paper is going to save us. Who is Satoshi? Nobody knows. Could be anyone, or a group of people. But he is not an Australian computer scientist called Craig Wright. That’s for sure. Anyway, keep on eye on that white paper, and get ready to mine Bitcoin. We are all going to make it, become very rich and zap sats on Nostr! Nostr is Notes and Other Stuff Transmitted by Relays. Get ready. It's going to be wild!”