Whoever Satoshi is i'm sure he's very proud of Monero!

This is a ridiculous argument. The overwhelming majority of users don't have the fortune of being around before chain analysis was a thing and dont have the OpSec Satoshi did. I'm sure if Satoshi didn't disappear and continued transacting they would've eventually been revealed with more advanced techniques or due to their own mistakes. Just like all the recent Silk Road admin Bitcoin busts.