Long cables are much much cheaper than satellites. Maybe if people weren't wasting their money on another retarded idea from the grifter who brought us dogecoin, ruined Twitter and is hell-bent on uninventing the automobile, you'd have more broadband internet and less living vicariously as the teenager that got away with not growing up.

The government bureaucracy for being an internet provider is absurd (as always), this is what explains the lack of internet in rural areas and weird places. I don't know about the Elon satellite stuff.