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Yeah sorry then, but itโs just a joke and ensuring to #keepnostrweird
Guess Iโm getting either a โmuteโ or โunfollowโ from you ๐ญ
Naw donโt apologize. Thereโs so many days I get on here and see men posting nude or semi nude photos of women or they ask women to post nude photos of themselves. If men feel uncomfortable then they can get over it just like weโre forced to ๐
It has a great body, but take away the eggplant haha. ๐ฎโ๐จ
Oh my god I just realised the eggplant is translucent ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
Give a guy a warning before he clicks on this thread
โThe eggplant is translucentโ would have warned me ๐ฅน๐๐คฃ๐๐ฝ
New mug incoming ๐
@Jeroen โ
for your collection ๐ฅน๐คฃ๐ซ๐๐ฝ๐ฏ
I thought it was a rare species if eggplant
Suuuuuureeeee ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
lol me too ๐ ๐ป now what lol ๐๐
After close examination, my professional opinion on this masterpieceโฆ I have concluded that this image resembles a masterful work of art, unfolding its beauty layer by layer! The more time you invest in observing it (this is what we do as scientists ๐ฉโ๐ฌ), the more hidden treasures reveal themselves, each discovery enhancing its overall splendor ๐คค. It's a visual journey where every glance uncovers something new, enriching the experience and deepening the appreciation of its intricate beauty. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐
Ladies, brace yourselves for what might be the most challenging assignment in our scientific careers! ๐งช๐
Our task? A thorough, INCH-by-INCH analysis of this specimen - I would say he is a study worth every bit of our attention. There's a chance he might be an alien ๐ฝ, if he is, I volunteer us as the first to embark on an interstellar research trip. You know, for humanity's sake! ๐๐ The DEEPER we delve, the more fascinating details we uncover.
So, put on your lab coats ๐ฉโ๐ฌ and adjust those microscopes; we've got some 'serious' scrutinizing to do! ๐ง๐ซ๐ค๐
In the name of science ๐ฉ๐ฝโ๐ฌ๐๐ซก๐ฅ
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To understand the revolution as well.

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And so letโs see whoโs full house gonna get cracked to a straight flush.
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Gotta adore Klaus anti system movement.
Itโs cute

Darn interesting.
Exciting the way a hallmark movie isnt.

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You canโt defend them.
Thatโs sick, Klaus
She means my mug collection but idk If I can handle this one in the morning ๐๐

Wait why did you do what you did??? ๐๐๐
Oh my dear lord idk about that ๐
i se mutliple problem mainly that the eggplant is translucent and he's in better shape then me ๐
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also I'm not into male bodies sooooo.... ๐
@npub1p82f...wweu I think this mug would be a hit with the ladies! ๐
It was supposed to be a joke but this one got out of hand very quickly ๐
Definitely
@nobody โก๏ธ
Gay & Gayer
Itโs dumb and dumber but gay.
Way too longggg ๐
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Go on ladies! For science ๐งฌ thanks for taking one for the team!!
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You donโt give a shit, but in their whore house of god, when needing the โgayโ like Milo or Bruno to come, how does that work for the straight up normie all going on Christians?

I mean, itโs super important work ๐
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Yes and we must really take our time. Things like this canโt be rushed!
Thatโs why, but thatโs not my problem.
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๐๐๐๐๐ ok I already have some fun ideas for it ๐
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Not a false cored social construct?
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Ngl this design would go great on a pair of underwear ๐
Nostrpants.shop coming soon ๐คฃ
Great you guys wear them and post pics for us ๐
So mean to those implored as deviant and strange time.
Funny how attacking you becomes a problem.
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Fuck the system, rage against the machine.
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NOO ๐๐
@npub1p82f...wweu just make it panties only ๐
Oh yeas actually it would be ๐
Profile uppdaterad
Imagine bringing you date home and she has a bigger eggplant than you ๐ณ
๐๐๐๐ omgggg ๐๐
๐๐๐ might be more common than you think these days ๐
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Definitely not! What if you miss something ๐
Exactly
Please remember to let us have your findings and full report ๐๐ฝ๐๐
I did lol
I can only zap their page though
๐ซฃ so far the report is that I canโt focus at the gym lol my brain at the moment ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ
Wait what? ๐
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People that transitioned or whatever itโs called like guys that are in the process of becoming a girl.
I was kind of just referring to the emoji on the panties ๐
This was beautiful ๐ฅน๐ brilliant observations fellow scientist ๐ซก
Inspiration ๐ช๐ผ๐ช๐ผ๐ช๐ผ๐ช๐ผ
Thank you ๐ teamwork hehe
Heat-responsive dissolving emoji?
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It just seems like a responsible safety feature.. would hate to damage anything
Damn. What have I just seen ๐
After reading this I checked and yes it is translucent. It appears he is wearing a purple (in support of Nostr) condom. I think he is ready to purple pill you ladies. ๐๐ซก
Omg ๐๐๐ yes ๐ this might be a very good way to PurplePill, with a purple condom ๐น๐
Thatโs what she said ๐คฃ๐ฅ๐๐ฝ please donโt mute me ๐คฃ
Lol she better not say that ๐๐ mornings are critical
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Dude ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฏ
Yes, I need a nostr hat, shirt, oh and two boxes of nostr purple condoms please. โ๏ธ๐
I feel guilty, Iโm the reason this whole thread derailed so spectacularly ๐
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Donโt feel guilty! ๐๐ฝ Had me laughing all morning ๐ฅ๐คฃ๐ซ
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Whaha yes heat dissolving ๐ but don't tell customers ๐๐
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xiaolin deserves every satโ๐
marie should get a cut though! ๐๐
and in all seriousness, though, i really do love how xiaolin is such a positive force. inspiring, fun, sincereโฆetc. etc. etc. โจโจโจโจโจ
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She definitely deserves a cutโฆ or uncut ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Awww nah thanks anyway!
Iโm here for the fun of it all!
Xi was such a great sport and fun to do this with!
I didnโt realize how creepy this comment was until til after I posted. Will learn and adjust my behaviour.
๐คฃ๐ Iโm not offended or creeped out!
Takes more than that for me!
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It was a really funny comment imo
I canโt believe the dick time is still ongoing. My eyes
Apparently youโll be able to buy a mug and a tshirt with the photo on it and
@๐พ๐๐ ๐พ๐๐๐๐๐ is working on a trading card set! Just in time for Xmas!
๐ญโจ๐ jingle ballsโฆ ๐ค
I will never un hear this now in the song ๐ต ๐
Damn you are onto something! We need a song about it! This is really affecting my ego ๐คฃ
Yeah she should and yes 100% he is super fun and positive ๐ซ๐
What creepy? Maybe Iโm creepy because I canโt see the creep in it, I thought it was funny given all previous context.
And that's why I post male nude content. Let's make everyone uncomfortable and keep the weird at max level.
I feel comfortable
True, but I don't think much could make a four armed blue goddess uncomfortable
๐๐๐ nope
Maybe 8 ๐, its one extra than there are holds or holes for.
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You both get trophies
Should we take this to the DMs lol
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You know you're a winner onyx.
Winner winner chicken dinner ๐คฃ
You hit blackjack?
Awww hehe thanks