Your current investing options to escape the crushing debasement of fiat: Gold - just broke it's parabolic trend, could crab for 5 years Stonks - basically just ai hoping it's not actually a massive bubble Bonds - enabling demonic pedos. Globlal markets - da fuck anyone know about that Bitcoin - in the middle of it's worst halving cycle ever while people try to stuff it with jpgs and porn. Good luck out there anon.