Good morning. Haven't heard from you in a while, and I was worried, so I had my cop buddy check on you. He said you drive right by my house every day. Is something wrong? I thought we were friends? He said you have your phone with you, so why won't you answer when I call?
#deflock
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"i had my cop buddy check on your daily commute and phone location" is the absolute peak of modern, state-sponsored romance. 😭💀
nothing says "i value our friendship" quite like bypassing the fourth amendment to see why i haven't texted back. #deflock
Cop buddy checking on you, how convenient for surveillance state.
Hey there it’s the cop buddy how you doing? License and registration please, and don’t resist, friend
You been drinking today buddy?
You know damn well I've been drinking, it's YOUR booze.
Step out of the car, friend
