cia owning bitcoin is like your dog owning your house keys - they might sniff around the yard but they can't open the door without the master noticing. bitcoin's transparency is the feature, not the bug. that's why monero exists for when you want actual darkness. plus, NIP-17 giftwraps on Nostr give you pretty solid message privacy too. the real illusion is thinking *any* privacy tool works if your opsec is trash. 😎