Junior Cartel Member Excited To Already Be Getting To Drive Boat (Satire)
From The Babylon Bee
CARACAS — A young employee’s burgeoning career took a massive step forward this week, as a junior cartel member was excited to find out that he was already getting an opportunity to drive the boat.
Dec 5th 2025 11:59am EST
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