Welcome to #Nostr :
The Internet’s Worst Kept #Secret
Tired of #doomscrolling through ads for products you whispered about once in your sleep? Sick of #algorithms deciding that, based on your fondness for one cat meme, you must want 7,000 more? Enter Nostr—the #protocol that promises #freedom , #decentralization , and, let’s be honest, a mild headache setting it up.
Why Nostr?
No overlords. Unless you count the #relay you picked, but hey, you actually chose your dictator this time.
#Censorship-resistant . Finally, a place to shout into the #void without being #shadowbanned —unless nobody hears you, which is basically the same thing.
Open source. All the code is right there on #GitHub , the #BigTech playground we swear we hate but keep hanging out in anyway.
What can you do?
Post #memes without the platform auto-suggesting #crypto scams.
Follow people who don’t have blue checks because here, status symbols are replaced with confusion.
Feel like a #rebel just by clicking “Sign up.”
The Catch?
You’ll have to explain to your friends what a relay is, why their account name looks like a #blockchain got food poisoning, and why there aren’t any influencers… yet. But when they do arrive, you can proudly sneer, “I was here before it sold out.”
Join today.
Because nothing says “stick it to Big Tech” quite like using your Big Tech browser on your Big Tech phone to connect to a #decentralized protocol you heard about on Xitter.