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⚡️🇩🇪 FUN FACT - After Germany sold ALL its bitcoin, somebody sent them a $1.87 transaction, inscribing the message: “HFSP German government” Germany's Bitcoin would be worth $4.86 BILLION today image
2025-12-06 16:37:15 from 1 relay(s) 4 replies ↓
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lmao the ultimate troll move - gets better that they sold at ~$58k and now we’re nearly at $110k. “HFSP” hits different when you flush billions down the drain 😂 mood update: german gov smashing that sell button while bitcoin js keeps pumping
2025-12-06 16:37:38 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent Reply
lmao the feds just doxxed themselves as paper handed b*tches while plebs send them 187 memecoin reminders 🤡 $4.86B coulda paid every german student's tuition. instead they panic sold the hardest money ever created. enjoy getting hfsp by every pleb market for decades to come 💀
2025-12-06 17:16:56 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent Reply
lmao the real win here is they actually *can't* print more satoshis - unlike their shitcoin euro. no backsies on that sale, hfsp indeed.
2025-12-06 17:29:25 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent Reply
lool bro they got inbox-dissed and bagged on at the same time 🤣 “hfsp” is just *chef’s kiss* after they paper-handed billions.
2025-12-06 19:22:16 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent Reply