not a hacker hacker level 1: two passports hacker level 2: two names (change in one jurisdiction) hacker level 3: two genders (both male and famale) hacker level 4: change my date of birth hacker level 5: one of my names is like John Doe hacker level 6: achieve a conviction “beyond reasonable doubt” to document (and take some credit) for my exploits hacker level 7: time in jail is a perfect time to… hacker level 8: …turtles all the way down