We've had over a decade of "I'm new to bitcoin and here to save it". Nobody is falling for your low value takes except morons. I sense either the same extreme and immature hubris or an alternative motive. Fed? Shitcoiner? Doesn't matter. Irrelevant. You'll learn the easy way or the hard way. If it does manage to fork and survive more than a block, be sure to put your money where your mouth is by selling all of your bitcoin and investing it all in your new shitcoin fork. Shitcoiners never learn.