I thought of that one but I figured I would save it since I had four in my initial list.

My mum - hold yourself - talked about taking ozempic since there's no help in her 60s (she's healthy, alright, no thyroid and shit) and she served us thicc chocolate cake for dinner right after.

Even the kid made ouch noises when she opened it

🙄

HAHAHAHAHAHA Honesty is a good policy.