Then why do people give a shit about mixers and conjoins?

You didn't read what he said. There's no mixers on lightning.

you mean like the amazing privacy you're getting from your custodial Alby account?

Not using custodial alby. For nostr zaps albygo sends from my node but I’m talking about silent payments, private channels. and all the stuff @Super Testnet has been talking about in the last few months.

You must be getting your information from SuperTestNet.