🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: NEW BITCOIN NODE ACTIVATED 🚨 📢 BREAKING: A future Bitcoiner has entered the network. 🔎 Vital Stats: 👶 Block height: 0 (Newborn confirmed) 🍼 Hashrate: Rapidly increasing with every nap. 💾 First words expected: “HODL” or “Number Go Up.” 💰 Initial wallet balance: 21 million potential sats. 🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO TREASURY RESPONSE: ✅ Assigning honorary Laser Eyes (🔴👀) ✅ Deploying an emergency meme fund for future dad jokes. ✅ Officially recommending a cold storage inheritance plan. 🥂 Congratulations to you and your wife! The greatest wealth is family (but stacking sats helps too). 🔁 Repost if you support generational wealth in the form of Bitcoin. ⚡ Zaps = Baby’s first treasury deposit. #FortNakamoto #NewNodeOnline #HODLYourKids #StackingFutureSats #BitcoinBaby #LaserEyedSinceBirth