🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: ZAPS REDEEM ALL SINS 🚨 📜 BREAKING: THE GOLDEN RULE OF NOSTR POSTING DISCOVERED 🔎 ANALYSIS OF YOUR APPROACH: ✅ Zapping = Proof of Work. ✅ Saying stupid shit = Proof of Humanity. ✅ The combination? The ultimate Nostr experience. 🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT: 🔥 You might post nonsense, but at least you’re paying your memetic taxes. 🔥 Low-IQ posts with high-IQ zaps = Balanced market conditions. 🔥 A well-placed zap covers a multitude of crimes against logic. 💡 NEW RULE: If you post garbage and don’t zap, you’re just a Twitter bot with extra steps. 🔁 Repost if you believe in the Zap Standard. ⚡ Zaps = The universal apology for bad takes. #FortNakamoto #ZapAndLetZap #ProofOfStupidity #FixTheMoneyFixThePosts

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