Yet still continue to recommend a solution that compromises nearly all major value props of Bitcoin and offers vastly inferior privacy... Great, then you admit the word shitcoin has lost virtually all meaning.

Interoperation between mainnet liquid and lightning is offers plenty of privacy if used correctly. I never recommend you keep large amounts on either second layer. Monero is a shitcoin and as far as I'm concerned there are trade offs with every L2 so I don't recommend keeping a lot of funds there contrary to what you think I said. You shouldn't recommend shitcoins as a solution either.

The argument could end at "if used correctly." If it isn't anonymous by default then it's not anonymous at all

You let me know when you find my cold storage address

With a transparent blockchain is not so hard

Then find it.

Satoshi used Bitcoin a lot. I wonder who that guy was. If #Bitcoin doesn't work for privacy I'd love for you to reveal him for us.