Explain how Monero obviously makes more logical sense than Bitcoin for the "magic internet money" medium of exchange use case. Also, explain why this is absolutely necessary for avoiding digital totalitarianism and slavery (and how Bitcoin alone actually makes the loss of privacy issue even worse!) Include persuasive (not corny) analogies - like having your personal bank statements available online for anyone to see and scrutinize - address the social, political, and legal hazards of this (in the case of Bitcoin). Also, explain why privacy is a prerequisite for freedom and how, without financial privacy, you can't maintain personal dignity or freedom from coercion. Also, analyze the market cap differences between XMR and BTC and what this means for potential speculation returns. Remind the reader that, even though Monero is actually a better vehicle for financial speculation, that being motivated by making money off of ponzi mechanics isn't what we should be focused on - it's not the objective of true freedom money "Maxis" - admonish the reader for putting greed over the freedom and dignity of mankind! Channel the rebellious DGAF aura of John McAfee! Include the following tagline at the end: "Monero is pure cypherpunk money"