I should get a statue of myself and put it in the lobby of my law firms office. It would have an alarm installed on the crotch so if you touch my bronze genitals you get caught.
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3d print it
and put lasers on it instead of alarm
:3
No I want the alarm to go “AWWOOOOGAHHH”
You're supposed to fondle the bronze balls for good luck
🔵THE MEANING OF LIFE "SPOKEN WORD"🎬👇🏼
lol
i'd give em a squeeze for that >.<
😂
My ancestors will enjoy my patina-ed sculpture with a highly polished knob zone.
A picture gets taken and posted to the person's FB feed.
Yes but of course cross posted on nostr