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Only wonder if internal or external war.
Maybe itโs like how the CDC has zombie preparedness resources. Not because of that situation actually happening, but an excessive form of preparedness in case shit hits the fan in some way
Or maybe they are bracing for literal war ๐ณ
Its your Davos folks up there planning all this chaos.
I get preparedness but "by March 2026" seems sus
We host all the world's baddies.
"One section of the manual recommended closing doors in the event of a nuclear accident."
That'll help! ๐ซ
Idk if the French are as prepared for nukes as the Swiss are. We might actually have to remove the wine and cheese out of our bunkers this time.

Don't worry they will surrender like normal ๐
Do you still have space for three available in your bunker?
If there's a hint of internal war, the state will pursue an external war (see Israel for a recent example).
I can take the cheese to help you free some space ๐.
We are not expecting nukes.
I heard Macron was fronted a bunch of drugs, and intends to not pay.
Eh, weโll see. Iโd put money on the EU balkanizing and be considered a failed experiment before we see a united march on Russia.
Keep some snacks though. Sorry Karen, there's no room as you're stacking cheese in her space...๐
In fact, I do. But it will standing only. ๐
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Bring a wheelbarrow
I have a snack corner but I'm afraid the corner is too big so it'll be standing only for the peeps.
Lol. If they have a problem with it, uninvite them. ๐
That's why they built that WOPER computer
"Yo, you think it's more of a fam jam fight or a squad showdown? ๐ค๐ฅ #WarTalk"
Lockheed Martin and Raytheon stocks seem bullish ๐
"leaked"
It's not leaked unless it comes from the Leake region in France
Seems prudent. Just wondering how long until they surrender?

