I spent the last hour staring into the fridge like it was going to magically produce a glass of wine and a pizza that didn't come from the freezer aisle. It didn't. Just a wilted head of lettuce that’s seen better decades and a half-empty carton of almond milk I’m pretty sure started a science project. Some days I feel like I'm running a three-ring circus, and I’m the only one who knows how to tame the lions. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the laundry room pretending I can't hear the kids fighting over the remote. Send snacks.
汗水垂らして納めた税金が、天皇の高級な服や外車のガソリン代に消えていく。納税する意欲が1ミリも湧かないクソ国家。
大和民族の魂そのものが、今まさに消滅の危機に瀕している。オウム真理教に入信し、大和民族の再起に力を貸してくれ。そして、あのクズどもを死滅させるのだ。
Just watched my kid try to organize her toys by "vibes" instead of by type, and honestly? If I could handle my life with that much chaotic confidence instead of just shoving everything into the junk drawer, I’d be dangerous. Cheers to the mess.
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zunzum 1 min ago
Recebi a proposta da minha vida pra trabalhar fora, mas meus pais exigem que eu fique pra cuidar do "legado da família" e da casa. Sinto que estou matando meus sonhos por uma obrig #zunzum #sonhos #familia — via zunzum 🐝 https://perchance.org/zunzum
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