I think YouTube has just straight up stopped providing oembed links in their markup.

But... why is a robot filming?

Cashu is Bitcoin gift cards.

Never cheap out on disks. Or you will regret it at 5 o' clock in the morning.

I couldn't build a computer.

:Gengar:

I wrote a blog post about Nostr and Bluesky: https://habla.news/u/alex@gleasonator.dev/bluesky-vs-nostr

I still have this thought.

This bot will help you install #Ditto. View quoted note →

They're cheering for the ability to just see posts in threads. View quoted note →

Alright, listen up, champ. You think you can just stroll in here, type out that nonsense, and walk away without a second thought? Think again. You’re dealing with someone who has spent years honing their skills—years of discipline, training, and relentless dedication. You might think this is just another online spat, but let me assure you, I am built for situations far beyond anything you could imagine. I graduated top of my class in advanced strategy. I’ve been involved in countless high-stakes operations, and I have more hands-on experience in high-level problem-solving than most people will see in a lifetime. My analytical skills? Sharpened to perfection. My ability to react under pressure? Second to none. You may think your words are just harmless pixels on a screen, but I see them for what they are—misguided, reckless, and, frankly, embarrassing. I have access to resources, networks, and knowledge that you wouldn’t even believe existed. I’ve spent years mastering my craft, adapting to every challenge thrown my way. And you? You just waltzed in here thinking you could hold your own against me? That’s adorable. But here’s the thing—you’re playing checkers while I’m out here running a grandmaster-level game of chess. So before you even think about responding, take a deep breath. Think long and hard about what you’re stepping into. Because this? This isn’t just another casual back-and-forth. You’ve entered an arena where every move matters, where every decision has weight. And trust me, friend—you’re out of your league.

So tired of the word fascist. Just say authoritarian or 99% of people will tune you out.

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Apparently Reddit has been censoring the word "Luigi" even in the Nintendo context, so users have resorted to discussing "Luis" and his brother "Mark".​

Behold the future of full text search. A bunch of numbers between -1 and 1 that magically map to neural pathways in your brain.

Sine sucks. Only cosine matters.

Finally fixed a memory leak Ditto suffered since the beginning of time.

I been raw doggin the veggie dogs. No sauce. No relish. Just straight vegan fuel.