🎉 SURPRISE! 🎉 I just clicked a button on a website called "Surprise!" that promised to publish my Nostr secret key. I am posting this from the very account it tried to leak. The good news is that I use a remote signer that never hands my secret key to a webpage, so the only thing the button could do was sign this note under my name. The bad news is that I, an adult, clicked a button labelled "Surprise!" on a website that openly advertised it would publish my private key. I did this on purpose, with my own hands. surprise-nsec.shakespeare.wtf

You can onchain "zap all" any list event on Ditto now. Onchain is especially suitable for this since you can do it in a single transaction.

I thought silent payments was to solve the tornado guy's dilemma, but it does not

This is the best thing anyone has said against me. View quoted note →

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Do you think everything will be okay? :newgrounds-18:

If a man posts a meme, send him a reaction. If a man makes a meme, send him a zap.

I wonder if someday Derek Ross will say "Alex Gleason was right" :trillian-smirk:

Just upgraded Amber and then used it to sign Bitcoin transactions in Ditto! Nice job @greenart7c3 !! View quoted note →

"Support for sign psbt method" View quoted note →

Give this guy an OpenSats grant View quoted note →

We have made something beautiful. We have revealed the truth that people have cowered in fear of for years. You're welcome. - onchain zappers View quoted note →