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Are you catching it all the way down to $23,000 anon? #asknostr image
2025-11-21 03:19:45 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’
Bear Market Update! πŸ“‰ 🐻 Down 1.9% for the year in USD terms Factor in 3.1% of inflation And we have a true nominal loss of -4.9% Is this winning??? Stay humble and stack sats for 12 years (2.5 cycles) πŸ₯° image
2025-11-19 21:49:47 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’
My nostr:nprofile1qqs9xtvrphl7p8qnua0gk9zusft33lqjkqqr7cwkr6g8wusu0lle8jcpzamhxue69uhkummnw3ezuurpwfjhgmeww3hhwmsprpmhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet5cfkclk app is bricked. Switching to nostr:nprofile1qqszpxr0hql8whvk6xyv5hya7yxwd4snur4hu4mg5rctz2ehekkzrvcpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mq3qh6uf Zero notification issues so far!
2025-11-18 20:27:31 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’
Bear Market Update! πŸ“‰ 🐻 Bitcoin getting its arse handed to it by inflation the last 12 months! Bitcoin is up = 2.5% CPI = 3.1% True inflation = 10% Stay humble and don’t spread #copium! #inflation #btc #bitcoin #sats #nostr #asknostr #fintech #stayhumble #cope #bearmarket #bear #bearish image image
2025-11-17 23:58:25 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’
BEAR MARKET UPDATE! πŸ“‰ 🐻 We are up 2.3% for the last 12 months Official CPI is 3.1% over the same time period. We are NOT beating inflation! 😣!!! Wake me up at $250k 😴 Stay humble and stack sats for 12 years (2.5 cycles) πŸ₯° image image
2025-11-16 22:15:01 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’
Update on Orange Pilling my friend: The bank blocked their cash transfer to the Bitcoin only exchange. Had to answer a heap of questions and was put on hold for hours… He was asked by the fraud department of the bank: Why are you buying Bitcoin? Are you being held hostage or under duress? Did your broker recommend Bitcoin? Do you know that crypto can be a scam? If your broker didn’t tell you about Bitcoin, who did? Do you trust your friend and the info they have given you about Bitcoin? The benefits of permissionless money in real time. The negatives of permissioned money in real time. πŸ‘€ The bank they were using was the ANZ bank in Australia πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί ANZ have a $6,500 USD a month max limit for transfers to exchanges. ***The money in your bank account is not yours! image
2025-11-16 20:02:05 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’
https://fountain.fm/episode/r7l73Yy81Z7tGVjkvezk nostr:nprofile1qqs879mhq6kkuzh2wk57xdzanl76uem8d7hlyjd7v4a4jcm4u88d8ygpr9mhxue69uhhxetwv35hgtnwdaekvmrpwfjjucm0d5q3gamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwv3sk6atn9e5k75jz4hl nostr:nprofile1qqsywt6ypu57lxtwj2scdwxnyrl3sry9typcstje65x7rw9a2e5nq8spz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqzxrhwden5te0wfjkccte9eekummjwsh8xmmrd9skcg30nly nostr:nprofile1qqsqfjg4mth7uwp307nng3z2em3ep2pxnljczzezg8j7dhf58ha7ejgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqgcwaehxw309ac8yetdd96k6tnswf5k6ctv9ehx2aqs87rv0 Great Rip! Love that Matt said he wouldn’t be too pleased if it was another 4 years until new ATH! Yes - Bitcoin Freedom Money Yes - NGU is fucking great (and bloody important!) Stay humble and stack sats for 12 years (2.5 cycles). 🧑
2025-11-16 08:52:02 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’
Just helped a friend make their first Bitcoin purchase! I was expecting a $100 testing of the waters… Negative Ghost Rider. Horse cock did a $10,000 smash buy @ $95,900 instead! He is definitely not here to fuck spiders! I have set him a 21 million dollar sat goal. The bloke is an absolute dinosaur with tech and needs a piss easy wallet solution. He can barely email and he can’t cut and paste text on his phone / yells at his computer often. nostr:nprofile1qqs9mvjd9uym8ey4w5vevlrxqfesm666cm6su27svcwqfvj8ztvhlgspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejqsg4n4t 100% for this use case. Another successful orange pill πŸ’Š 🍊 LFG! πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½
2025-11-16 07:33:52 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’
BULL(ant) MARKET UPDATE! πŸ“‰ πŸ‚ 🐜 Bitcoin is up 4.4% from 12 months ago :) Official CPI for the last 12 months is 3.1% We are really doing it anon! We are beating inflation by 1.3%! AH-MAZIN!!!!!! We are up 37% from last cycles high of 69k over 4 years ago… That’s 9.25% worth of gains split evenly over the last 4 years! We are edging out poorly run stonks based on performance anon! We are really doing it! Stay humble and stack sats for 12 years (2.5 cycles). 🧑 #bull #bullant #bullish #bulltarded #bear #bearish #beartarded #sats #stacksats #stayhumble #Inflation #stonks #cope #hopium image image
2025-11-16 01:26:24 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’