Time Traveling Homosexuals are preventing you from getting an opposite sex/gender spouse.
Jordan S
Jordan@nostr.land
npub1p3za...tqmk
Terminally online Crypto-Anarchist Schizo that creates, and re-uploads bizarre memes featuring anime goth girls, and cats.
Shitcoiner, Spend, and Replace Advocate, Anti-NGU, Anti-HODL culture.
Contrarian Against Tyrannical Society.
Primary Client: Amethyst
Zaps : = True
Right-Wing Social Commentary
You may find offense from what I post.
Bitcoin Silent Payments on Cake Wallet:
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Bitcoin (P2WPKH):
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Monero:
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Thereβs another universe where weβre all chips, and crisps, and Frenchdolf Frytler is committed a genocide against the crisps πβ.
Scaring the hoes by smelling their toes, or so the saying goes.
Theyβre kidnapping the Italians, & forcing them to cook pineapple pizza πβ.
The Federal Government has told me that you double dipped in the communal @Oshi (ζ¨γ) jar!
Now you must be sentenced to death πβ.
(Oshi, this note doesnβt apply to you unless you also double dip like the degenerate plebs of Nostr)
1 Million Years of Cheap Sats π±!?
Weβre all Radioactive isotopes blasting society with carcinogens πβ.
Youβre a gay little baby peanut butter monkey that rubs olive oil on yourself.
Do you receive my echo, my life is a party cat and bunny meme.
Act insane - Actually insane - People Fear You
Act insane - Actually normal - People Realize They Misjudged You
Act Normal - Actually insane - People Get Shocked When The Truth Comes Out
Act Normal - Actually Normal - Nothing Out Of The Ordinary
Badussy Squinchdolf Kitler
THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT HAS BANNED ME FROM USING SOFTWARE, OR BEING A SOFTWARE DEVELOPER π€―!!!
DUE TO MY TENDENCY TO BREAK THE DYNAMICS OF 1s AND 0s, I AM LIKE A PORTABLE QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT, AND ELECTRICAL INTERFERENCE MACHINE.
THE FCC HAS BANNED ME FROM AIRPORTS πβοΈ.
Why, do I find all these weird bugs, and glitches π?
If there was a Norse God for software issues it would be me πβοΈ.
I just worked with @greenart7c3 as a Quasi-Alpha/Beta tester for the past two days or so after I was experiencing a rare glitch that affects "older" hardware π.
Luckily Amber works now π!
Next Update of Amber should be working smoother for us broke plebs πβοΈ.
Nostr is a strong resilient protocol with high quality, and intelligent devs, who most also have good people skills.
We will win!
Zapstore test
Test of Nostrly postrly workingly.
Test of proof of Nostr relays
I am the only human being capable of breaking software.
Followers got nuked again π.
I probably use Nostr more so than anyone else.
Which I can't say if that's good, or sad.
All the devs are honed in programming, and all the other Nostr have instagram, x, Facebook, YouTube, or real life, etc.
I have X but get no traction at all there.
Here, I get some traction sometimes despite being a small account that says contrary, and often unpopular things.
I like being free, Nostr feels like a small semblance of Freedom.