Y’all don’t know how badly I want to develop for Nostr.
Jordan The Nostr Miner
Jordan@nostr.land
npub1p3za...tqmk
Terminally online Crypto-Anarchist Sardistic Schizo Cynicic that creates, and re-uploads bizarre memes featuring anime goth girls, and cats.
Shitcoiner, Spend, and Replace Advocate, Anti-NGU, Anti-HODL culture.
Contrarian Against Tyrannical Society.
Primary Client: Amethyst
Zaps : = False
Right-Wing Social Commentary
You may find offense from what I post.
Bitcoin Silent Payments on Cake Wallet:
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Bitcoin (P2WPKH):
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Monero:
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You can post gay porn on your own relay, and media host.
Attention Monero Fam, please do not Fat Zap The Bitcoin Maxis just to try to convince them because then they’ll get used to that, and expect those types of tips from people like me who are lower income.
Only tip what you can realistically, sustainably, and consistently afford.
We especially don’t want to attract the fiat maxis into our culture, even though we are a resilient community we can’t have the Saylor boys enter Monero early, they have to be the last adopters after we win.
Many Bitcoiners will also destroy you Monero Tips by making fake wallets that they’ll destroy, or HODL it.
While Monero is resilient, and can survive lost coins, and Hodling I advise sending funds to people you know will circulate, and utilize the monero rather than destroy your money.
And no I don’t want your money.
Fuck Fiat, Fuck Bitcoin, Fuck Monero.
I just want freedom, thank you for your attention on this matter.
Payment targets but instead for messengers like PGP, IRC, Element, Signal, SimpleX, Threema, Discord, Teamspeak, Facebook messenger, Snapchat, Bitchat, etc.
Microdosing Psychotic Woman Pussy to Build up immunity against Sex Magik, and Spiritual Attachment.
List of things that I want to violate 🤗:
- The Geneva Convention
- International Copyright Laws
- You
- The Tax Code
- Immigration Laws
Harry Nilsson - One (Audio)
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How life feels when you wake up, and don’t get a footjob from a goth baddie, a blowjob from a racist tomboy brunette, or pussy from a Japanese milf 😔✊.


Money is a tool to buy freedom. - Rabbi Shalom Landau
Original Post Link:
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Rabbi Shalom Landau (@RabbiLandau) on X
Money failed you if it didn't buy you freedom.
If your wealth dictates how to spend your time, you AIN'T WEALTHY!
#Wealth #freedom #OnYourOwn
Life as a Monero influencer on Nostr 😔✊.
I love you for being you.
Your future family is depending on the man you’re becoming today.
When a goth baddie calls you a good boy 🤤🥵😩😍.
You’ll never have what they had 😔✊.
The woman you’ll be married to, have a happy fulfilling life with, and have children then wake up.
Ayahuasca: The Ultimate Mirror.
(Ayahuasca, Native American psychoactive drug, simpsons meme)
Bros: “Why don’t go on a date, and Rizz up some women”
Me on a date rizzing up women:
I woke up with a Boner Umamusume meme.
The only job that I need is a footjob 😤.
How your ex will be outside your house when she remembers you talking about something called Monero, and she just read each one is worth $50,000 each.