I went to the “likes getting called a good boy while getting pegged” convention, and they said that that you were supposed to be a keynote speaker there.
Jordan
Jordan@nostr.land
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Terminally online Crypto-Anarchist Sardistic Schizo Cynicic that creates, and re-uploads bizarre memes featuring anime goth girls, and cats.
Shitcoiner, Spend, and Replace Advocate, Anti-NGU, Anti-HODL culture.
Contrarian Against Tyrannical Society.
Primary Client: Amethyst
Zaps : = False
Right-Wing Social Commentary
You may find offense from what I post.
Bitcoin Silent Payments on Cake Wallet:
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Bitcoin (P2WPKH):
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Monero:
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Sigma Frued
Be glad that it wasn’t called NABSTR (Notes and Butt Stuff Transmitted by Relays).
The Super consciousness mainframe interfaces through the humanoid body terminals of reality.
I am/Yah is the most powerful of the known documented 5th dimensional or greater beings known as The ELs, or Elohim.
When I make weird sex jokes, it’s the Toxoplasma gondii talking.
When I talk about Esoteric, & Occult topics, it’s the schizophrenia talking.
When I talk about Philosophy, it’s the depression talking.
When I talk about love, it’s my higher self talking.
When I talk about economics, it’s me talking.
It may rain lots in your head but think of all the flowers yet to bloom.
“Man Cannot Stand a Meaningless Life” - Carl Jung
My dating/mating strategy is memetic communication via Internet in the hopes that our preferred memes styles match, leading to a successful evolutionary practice.
Folks, please help.
I haven’t increased shareholder value today.
What should I do?
I just found out that it’s Queer to be attracted to Individuals of The Opposite Sex.
I’m cooked chat 😔✊.
I failed sex education, and never got anyone pregnant while all my peers who supposedly passed sex ed got someone pregnant, or got knocked up before 18.
Funny how sex ed doesn’t actually prevent the one thing it was designed to prevent, unwanted teenage pregnancies.
There’s so many holes on Nostr, you never what to stick in where.
Always be careful, & explore the holes before you put your whole NSEC in unprotected, or else you might get a compromising virus!
I’m just an edgy attention seeking troll, you can just disregard the unserious/rage baity things that I say as post-ironic social commentary.
I will have 42 Million Bitcoin, I will have 36 Million Monero, I will have 42 Million Z-cash, I will have 168 Million Litecoin, I will $300 Trillion Fiat Units.
I am wealthy, I am intelligent, I am powerful, I am strong!
I am illuminati, I am Jewish, I am Free Mason, I rule the world!
I am The Philosopher King!
My atypical manner of thinking will either make me a Septillionaire, or get me unpersoned in an obscure jungle in a Latin American, or both like John McAfee.
Normal people plan to become wealthy: Be attractive, Be giga-intelligent, Be giga-Charismatic, or Be giga-delusional
My plan to become wealthy: Shitpost on Nostr, somehow get a job that pays a bunch of Money, use that money to generate starter capital/pay off debt, get a business loan, or something, use company A to make Company B, so on so forth, & take over the world, and create an Empire.
There’s too many Jacks, & Jordan’s on Nostr!
But to clarify when I’m talking about Jack, I’m probably talking big dick daddy ball slapping Anatomy of State Square/Cash App Buddhist Jack Dorsey, or Fiat Loan Maxi Boy Jack Mallers.
Which most people usually mean when they talk about “Jack”.
The future of Nostr is a BIP39/Bip44 NSEC derived wallet where users can receive, & send tips via client with atomic swaps, & api-protocol compatibility with fiat interfaces.
If I tip person in currency a they’ll receive preferred currency b on the backend, or if they don’t have a preference they’ll receive a currency 1:1, & then they can use any wallet to interface with these funds if the client doesn’t have a native wallet for non-tipping purposes.
You can’t truly know someone’s gender unless you’re their parent, doctor, or had sex with them.