Me in the astral realm knowing I’m coming back with downloads I can’t even explain in words.
Jordan
Jordan@nostr.land
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Terminally online Crypto-Anarchist Sardistic Schizo Cynicic that creates, and re-uploads bizarre memes featuring anime goth girls, and cats.
Shitcoiner, Spend, and Replace Advocate, Anti-NGU, Anti-HODL culture.
Contrarian Against Tyrannical Society.
Primary Client: Amethyst
Zaps : = False
Right-Wing Social Commentary
You may find offense from what I post.
Bitcoin Silent Payments on Cake Wallet:
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Bitcoin (P2WPKH):
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Monero:
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Boa Duvet - K-on Edition
In The Beginning.
When my favorite white Nostr mutual logs on for the day.
(I’m not telling you who since the other white people might get jealous)
Me when I see other Hispanics.
Nostr has too many white 30 to 50 year old middle to upper income normies with basic ass memes.
Where’s the edginess, and basedness, where the breakcore, and anime girls?
Bitcoin will HODL your cheeks to the moon with a baby yoda/grogu meme, go back to Facebook boomer.
Unfortunately The American Hitler probably won’t do anything based to actually fix the problems in The Long Term.
Like Improve Zoning Laws, Build Nuclear Power Plants, Increase Free Trade, or End The Fed.
Just keep blaming the migrants, & Jews while the real problems continue to get worse.
Imagine being cucky on Nostr 😭.
Go to Bluesky, or Reddit if you want to be woke, or political correct.
Not saying Nostr should be racist because Gab already exist but Nostr needs to be orientated towards truth at all times even if that truth is uncomfortable at times but we can also make a few jokes along the way.
Permissionless 🤗
“We don’t do that in Germany.”
I might be broke, have a small penis, not be very intelligent, or attractive but I have one thing no one else on here does.
The ability to persistently post about goth girls, and no one can take that away from me.
Cayenne Pepper Lube Pain for Everybody
A schizo’s intuition is strong.
Rubbing Sage, and Lavender on your butthole before sex protects you from demons entering your colorectal-spinal energy charka path.
I’m a pessimistic asshole because we’re still in a boiling pot of water folks!


The Faces of Crypto inspired by @Alex Gleason.
Bitcoiners are Fiat Maxi Suitcoiners.
Monero users are Angry Nazi Femboys.
Z-cashers are frail cuckpliance soyboys.
Solana users are Disabled Retards.


Truth > Ego
