Born to live a happy life in reality.
Forced to become a memetic catalyst in a simulation.
Jordan
Jordan@nostr.land
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Terminally online Crypto-Anarchist Sardistic Schizo Cynicic that creates, and re-uploads bizarre memes featuring anime goth girls, and cats.
Shitcoiner, Spend, and Replace Advocate, Anti-NGU, Anti-HODL culture.
Contrarian Against Tyrannical Society.
Primary Client: Amethyst
Zaps : = False
Right-Wing Social Commentary
You may find offense from what I post.
Bitcoin Silent Payments on Cake Wallet:
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Bitcoin (P2WPKH):
bc1q9kr5jntvlrd7flz4k32ye50y4j3q5pajkqw66w
Monero:
497jDwVaWajZVXGXXCfMBbe1H9S6BK4f21C9Ya2K8Q68j2QYDmoY2KRMz5VJm4ebyLQCUyUF5YJH48soHjbiahr35mYCmWp
Bitcoin is The Blonde Trad Wife Wojak, Monero is The Goth Girl Wojak.
Do with that information, what you will.
I just found out Autism Protein Brownies is a thing.
This might be the go to snack for Nostr.
They’re called Prime Bites.
It would be interesting if they accepted Bitcoin though unironically.
Prime Bites
Build Your Own Box - High-Protein Brownies | Prime Bites®
You asked, we listened. You can finally build your own Prime Bites Variety Box! Choose any 4 flavors and create your perfect combo. 🍫
Normies: “It’s just drugs, alcohol, sex, & having a good time”
Midwit: “Actually you need to be responsible, sober, plan carefully, make responsible decisions, be careful with your word, & plan for the future”
Intelligent:
“It’s just drugs, alcohol, sex, & having a good time”
Sometimes in life you’re naked in a jungle running away from Carl Jung so he doesn’t have sex with your butt.
Some say Bitcoin is the future of money, other say it’s Monero but we all know 榮耀歸於習近平主席和中華人民共和國！西方帝國主義的崩潰迫在眉睫。.
I’ve gotten into a lot of Nostr Alphas/Betas by breaking software 🙃.
The devs either love me, or hate me but they know they need me because I break so much software unintentionally it’s not even funny.
One thing is if I knew coding I’d be able to break it even faster but I’d also be able to patch it, unfortunately I don’t 😔✊.
“A Certain Gooey Thing” - Jammie Dodgers
Neon Genesis Wendvangelion
Getting kissed by a cute Vtuber girl would fix me 😳🥴.
Ahoy SpongeBob, I’ve overdosed on Ketamine, and I’m going to die.
Always has been.
Lest the horrors continue.
[Warning: Loud Volume]
One man’s tragedy is another man’s opportunity.
I need this 😩🥵😍🥰.
I like the era of Strongmen leaders.
Trump, Putin, Xi, Netanyahu, Bolsonaro, Bukele.
We really need more global leaders like them in a way.
Yes are some of them evil, and corrupt perhaps but you know they’re going down with the ship, they’ll fight to the very end.
Whereas limb wristed leaders like Macron, Trudeau, Merkel would flee the second shit got bad, and leave their people to fend for themselves.
Modern Day iPhones are shitphones!
@jb55 is this prunable?
How do I fix this Nostr Fam?
I must’ve pissed off every relay owner, & primal developer?
#AskNostr
